Monday, February 2, 2009

The last of the jobs

"Is that the last of the jobs? I'm getting really tired of having to hear about layoffs all the time."
—"55,000 Laid off Monday," The Onion

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Aprés moi

"I like it when they dress up like middle managers," said Nakajima, twirling her girlish pigtails with one alabaster finger. "You know, with the sweat-stained dress shirts, and the office clipboards, and the khaki pants that are 2 inches too short."

—"Asian Teen has Sweaty Middle-Aged Man Fetish," The Onion